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			<title>Underground Art @ Nuit Blanche 2012: This Saturday</title>
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			<description>&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/W/n/-/-/underground-art-2012-montreal-souterrain-evelyn-reid.jpg &quot; alt=&quot;undeground art 2012 montreal evelyn reid&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:393px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;Above: Underground art participant France Dubois's 'Couloir du cr&amp;#233;puscule', French for &quot;twilight corridor,&quot; as seen during Art Souterrain's 2011 edition. Dubois transformed an underground city tunnel into what's supposed to look like a sunset as you walk through it. Curious &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/od/historypeopleplaces/ig/Underground-City/Underground-City.-6Cf.htm&quot;&gt;what color the underground city tunnel usually is&lt;/a&gt;? &lt;i&gt;Photo &amp;#169; Evelyn Reid&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;...&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/b/2012/02/22/underground-art-nuit-blanche-2012-this-saturday.htm&quot;&gt;Read Full Post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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			<title>Montreal Fashion Week: 2012-2013 Fall/Winter Picks - Part 1</title>
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			<title>Laurier Gordon Ramsay Minus ... Gordon Ramsay</title>
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			<title>Chilly Gonzales Comes Back to Montreal: April 16, 2012</title>
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			<description>&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/7/n/-/-/chilly-gonzales-montreal-2012-evelyn-reid.jpg &quot; alt=&quot;chilly gonzales montreal 2012 evelyn reid&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:164px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;Left: Chilly Gonzales. Right: Tiga. &lt;i&gt;Photo courtesy of Chilly Gonzales&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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He beat a &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/b/2009/05/17/gonzales-guinness-world-record-attempt-less-than-4-hours-to-go.htm&quot;&gt;Guinness World&lt;/a&gt; record. He produced Feist. He starred in a film about &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqe8fjxQ7aU&quot;&gt;chess&lt;/a&gt;.  With his mom. &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCnKz4fHQt8&quot;&gt;Tiga&lt;/a&gt;. And  &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0cMYteDA1w&amp;#038;feature=relmfu&quot;&gt;Peaches&lt;/a&gt;. And now, Montreal-born Chilly Gonzales returns to his hometown for another opportunity to mess with our heads  - if anyone can pull off a hybridization of &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egHKioBDWl0&quot;&gt;Kajagoogoo&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOtxdeyI024&amp;#038;feature=related&quot;&gt;Lita Ford&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lE6Htee0sA&quot;&gt;Air Supply&lt;/a&gt;, it's &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.girlieaction.com/misc/Chilly_Gonzalez_Radio_1_Minimix.mp3&quot;&gt;him&lt;/a&gt;, not that he has, yet -- his first performance since his last one in town, in September 2010, to a sold out crowd.
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While it's hard to really say what the spontaneous rapper/classical pianist/&quot;musical genius&quot;/&quot;Jewish supervillain MC&quot; will do come April 16 at the Rialto, expect Gonzales to delve into at least some material off his most recent offering, &lt;i&gt;The Unspeakable Chilly Gonzales&lt;/i&gt;.
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A POP Montreal presentation, tickets are $25 to $30 plus service charge and go on sale Friday, February 17 at noon. &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://popmontreal.com/en/event/chilly-gonzales&quot;&gt;Buy tickets&lt;/a&gt;.
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See you there.*

&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/8/n/-/-/chilly-gonzales-montreal-evelyn-reid.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;chilly gonzales montreal 2012 evelyn reid&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:446px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Photo courtesy of Chilly Gonzales&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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			<title>Valentine’s Day in Montreal: This Is How You Do It</title>
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			<description>&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/6/n/-/-/barroco-montreal-restaurant-review-evelyn-reid-.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;montreal valentine's day 2012 barroco&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:212px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;Above: Inside &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/od/foodwine/ss/barroco-montreal-restaurant-review-barocco.htm&quot;&gt;Barroco&lt;/a&gt;, one of my &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/od/foodwine/tp/romantic_restaurants_montreal.htm&quot;&gt;top restaurant recommendations&lt;/a&gt; for &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/od/attractionsbyholiday/tp/valentines_day_guide_montreal_.htm&quot;&gt;Valentine's Day in Montreal&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;i&gt;Photo courtesy of Barroco&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;&quot;Honey, sweetie, sugar plum, like we need a commercialized excuse to show we love each other. Why do we need one day a year to do that when we can do it every day? You know? Let's skip it.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;
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That, gentlemen, is the WRONG way to handle Valentine's Day. 
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&lt;i&gt;&quot;Honey, sweetie, sugar plum, like we need a commercialized excuse to show we love each other. But let's do it anyway! I saved up a bit so we could have a special evening, just you and me.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;
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That, gentlemen, is the RIGHT way to handle Valentine's Day. 
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Exceptions aside, no matter how much your lady nods in agreement with the imposed nature of the hallmarked day of alleged love, there is a big part of her hoping that you're willing to go along and play sheep with the herd, just for that day, showing her that she matters enough to be worth the clich&amp;#233;s, which are clich&amp;#233;s because -- say it after me -- they work.
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&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/5/n/-/-/montreal-valentines-day-2012-strawberries-chocolate-.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;montreal valentine's day 2012 barroco&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:398px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;Above: unless your Valentine is allergic to either strawberries or chocolate, you can NOT go wrong strawberries dipped in chocolate. Ever. &lt;i&gt;Buena Vista Images / Getty Images&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Chocolate fed by hand*, flowers sent to her desk at work, dinner in a dimly-lit restaurant with service professionals passionate about their craft doting over her, jewelry that matches her skin tone (boys, if the visible veins on her body are blue, stick with silver, if they're green, go for gold), a tasteful silk teddy with lace and/or corset detailing, the keywords being form-fitting and supportive in the chest area if she's larger than an A cup and/or over 30. You want her to be comfortable, and if she's comfortable, she'll feel sexy. A best bet for classy lingerie in Montreal? &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://lyla.ca/index.php&quot;&gt;Boutique Lyla&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/od/shopping/ss/laurier-avenue-west-montreal-shopping-upscale.htm&quot;&gt;Laurier Avenue&lt;/a&gt;. Just be prepared to pay a premium: you'll get your money's worth as well as great styling and fitting advice from the sales team (again, check your darling's veins, their color will help the team choose flattering hues for her). 
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Don't belong to the 1% club? No worries. That bouquet of flowers? Try carnations instead of roses. They're just as beautiful, last longer and are more affordable. I would go as far as to say it doesn't really matter &lt;i&gt;what&lt;/i&gt; kind of flowers you choose so long as you have them &lt;i&gt;delivered&lt;/i&gt; to her place of work. On Valentine's Day. Almost every woman has wished at some point in her life that her man do that. Yet so few bother. But it's cheaper than a night out at the local bar. Isn't one missed hockey night in honor of lighting up her life worth it? Do you have any idea what she's skipped or given up just to see &lt;i&gt;you&lt;/i&gt;?
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And the restaurant? Again, if cash is in short supply, save on booze markups. I've got three bring-your-own-wines on this list of &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/od/foodwine/tp/romantic_restaurants_montreal.htm&quot;&gt;romantic restaurants in Montreal&lt;/a&gt; that ease the pinch without compromising on taste and presentation. Still too much? Buy a couple of steaks and cook them yourself instead (and do the dishes!**). And &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/od/bubbly/a/gloria-ferrer-brut-sonoma-county-bubbly-sparkling-wine.htm&quot;&gt;get this bottle of bubbly&lt;/a&gt;. Its quality and complexity kicks popular champagne brands in the arse -- Veuve Clicquot's acid rinse springs to mind -- whose lower end offerings cost three to four times as much since they're resting on their &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/od/bubbly/ss/bubbly-buy-the-best-bubbly-under-20-dollars.htm&quot;&gt;regional and reputational laurels&lt;/a&gt;, which is beginning to wear thin to anyone with taste buds. Even this &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/od/bubbly/ss/bubbly-buy-the-best-bubbly-under-20-dollars_3.htm&quot;&gt;$12 bottle&lt;/a&gt; goes down smoother. Honestly.
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&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/4/n/-/-/montreal-valentines-day-2012-massage-.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;montreal valentine's day 2012 barroco&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:450px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;One word. Massage. &lt;i&gt;B2M Productions / Getty Images&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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And think post-dinner relaxation. Purchase a bottle of almond oil at the local pharmacy or natural foods store (NOT mineral oil, that stuff is garbage, clogs the pores causing breakouts) and prepare the bedroom for a &lt;i&gt;lengthy&lt;/i&gt; massage session (guys, don't do the half-assed five-minute token effort unless that's what you want back as a thank you). Pain relief, stress reduction, increased sense of well-being ... learning how to remove the knots in your loved one's back -- while periodically feeding her &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://homecooking.about.com/od/fruitrecipes/r/blfruit5.htm&quot;&gt;chocolate-dipped strawberries&lt;/a&gt; you prepared yourself that keep, oh no, dripping all over her -- is one of the loveliest gifts you could give the woman you love. And the oil, strawberries and chocolate won't set you back more than $20, maybe $30.
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Take this one step further, making this a regular habit, and she'll be putty in your strong, sexy, virile hands. She'll also return the favor.
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*THIS is how you feed a woman chocolate. Sit her down. Better yet, have her sit on your lap.** Remove her blazer or cardigan if she has one on, making sure beforehand that it's warm enough in the room for comfort. Women love details. If she has a bun/ponytail/braid in her hair and doesn't have to go out anywhere later that evening, then take it out and softly pet her hair and scalp, standing behind her (or again, with her on your lap) as you whisper to her, &quot;close your eyes.&quot; It helps if you have an exotic accent, but it's not necessary. Gently trace the sides of her jawline and neck with your fingers as you do. Now trace her lips, softly surprising her with a truffle as you whisper again, &quot;open your mouth.&quot; Putty, my friends. Putty.
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**Rule of thumb: the more beautiful, worshipped, central to your attention and &lt;i&gt;relevant&lt;/i&gt; your lady feels, the more she'll be in the &quot;mood.&quot; Yes. Relevant. Hint: men who equally share in the chore workload around the house &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704500604574485351638147312.html&quot;&gt;have more sex&lt;/a&gt; than men who leave the drudgery to women; it's a statistical fact and frankly, common sense.***
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***Translation: &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.guystuffcounseling.com/counseling-men-blog/bid/21418/will-fantasy-football-sack-your-marriage/&quot;&gt;Can we get real? I can't believe there are full-time workaday women who, in 2012, put up with this horse s**t. What makes you think you deserve less free time than him? Dump his sorry ass already.&lt;/a&gt;

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			<title>Montreal Jazz Festival 2012 Lineup: Liza Minnelli, Melody Gardot, The Barr Brothers</title>
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			<description>&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/u/m/-/-/montreal-jazz-festival-2012-liza-minnelli-larry-busacca-.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;montreal jazz festival 2012 lineup liza minnelli barr brothers&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:401px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;Above: Actress/singer/Broadway diva/key &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU7DSHs8aJw&quot;&gt;Arrested Development cast member&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP0bLHGL82g&quot;&gt;Liza Minnelli&lt;/a&gt; is slated to perform at the Montreal Jazz Festival on July 5, 2012 at Place des Arts' Salle Wilfrid-Pelletier. &lt;i&gt;Larry Busacca / Getty Images&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;...&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/b/2012/02/08/montreal-jazz-festival-2012-lineup-liza-minnelli-melody-gardot-barr-brothers.htm&quot;&gt;Read Full Post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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			<title>Montreal Fashion Week 2012</title>
			<link>http://montreal.about.com/b/2012/02/07/montreal-fashion-week-2012.htm</link>
			<description>&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/n/m/-/-/montreal-fashion-week-2012-evelyn-reid-01.JPG&quot; alt=&quot;montreal fashion week 2012 2013&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:496px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;Above: a winter/fall 2013 design by Tavan &amp;#038; Mitto, a veteran Montreal duo boasting a past with Chanel and Gianfranco Ferr&amp;#233;. &lt;i&gt;Photo &amp;#169; Evelyn Reid&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Just came back from attending a smattering of Day One at Montreal Fashion Week, this, after taking a year off from covering it, save one on-site show and one off. 
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&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/q/m/-/-/montreal-fashion-week-2012-evelyn-reid-05.JPG&quot; alt=&quot;montreal fashion week 2012 2013&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:402px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;Above: bold, eye-catching necklace by model turned designer Ralph Leroy. &lt;i&gt;Photo &amp;#169; Evelyn Reid&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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And from what I gathered from this edition's lineup, a smattering of Montreal's leading designers also seem to have gone AWOL, from wild child &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/b/2011/09/09/denis-gagnon-2012-springsummer.htm&quot;&gt;Denis Gagnon&lt;/a&gt; to menswear showman &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/od/montrealfashion/ig/DIMITRICHRIS-Fall-Winter-2011/&quot;&gt;Dimitri-Chris&lt;/a&gt; to my personal ready-to-wear crush, &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/b/2011/02/14/inside-montreal-fashion-week-barilas-2011-2012-fallwinter-preview.htm&quot;&gt;Baril&amp;#224;&lt;/a&gt;, to the one local talent whose intricate detailing borders on madness, the one local haute couture alumnus whose unapologetic screw-the-trends vision made my jaw plummet in sensorial ecstacy more than once, his catwalk theatrics and scores unmatched in Montreal. His name is &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/od/montrealfashion/ig/Helmer-2011-Spring-Summer/Helmer-2011-Spring-Summer.-5Uh.htm&quot;&gt;Helmer&lt;/a&gt;. And he is nowhere to be seen. 
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&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/l/m/-/-/montreal-fashion-week-2012-evelyn-reid-03.JPG &quot; alt=&quot;montreal fashion week 2012 2013&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:405px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;Above: two gentleman enjoying the bubbly at Montreal Fashion Week. &lt;i&gt;Photo &amp;#169; Evelyn Reid&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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In spite of the collective exodus, I'll be showing up here and there over the next few days, keeping my eyes peeled for designs I suspect you'll enjoy.

&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/o/m/-/-/montreal-fashion-week-2012-evelyn-reid-02.JPG&quot; alt=&quot;montreal fashion week 2012 2013&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:390px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;Above: Tavan &amp;#038; Mitto finale at Montreal Fashion Week, representing the duo's return on the Montreal Fashion Week scene, absent from the roster since 2003. &lt;i&gt;Photo &amp;#169; Evelyn Reid&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Montreal Concerts: February 2012 Highlights</title>
			<link>http://montreal.about.com/b/2012/02/04/montreal-concerts-february-2012-highlights.htm</link>
			<description>&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/h/m/-/-/montreal-concerts-february-2012-charles-bradley.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;montreal concerts february 2012&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:230px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;Above: Gainesville, Florida native &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moiUyFQQE-0&quot;&gt;Charles Bradley&lt;/a&gt; with his Extraordinaires, joining Daptone Records label mates &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSvRMiemEGc&quot;&gt;Sharon Jones &amp;#038; The Dap-Kings&lt;/a&gt; in reintroducing the masses to classic, vintage Motown sound circa its '60s and '70s heyday. Charles Bradley and His Extraordinaires perform at Th&amp;#233;&amp;#226;tre Corona this February 10. &lt;i&gt;Photo courtesy of Charles Bradley and His Extraordinaires&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;...&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/b/2012/02/04/montreal-concerts-february-2012-highlights.htm&quot;&gt;Read Full Post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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			<title>Groundhog Day 2012</title>
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Considering Canada's groundhog collective's predictive powers rate &lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/articles/groundhog-day&quot;&gt;marginally better than chance&lt;/a&gt;, what do the furry rodents declare for 2012? Will Canada's winter drag on into March as it does every single year -- except for 2010, when Ontario's Willie Wiarton and Pennsylvania's Punxsutawney Phil both anticipated six weeks of winter yet Montreal proved them wrong with a rare, remarkably early spring that started the first week of March  -- or will a climactic shift of mercurial proportions be sprung upon us?
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Well, the consortium appears to be hedging its bets in 2012. According to team Canada, e.g., Wiarton Willie and Nova Scotia's Shubenacadie Sam, we're in for an early spring but south of the border's Punxsutawney Phil anticipates at least six more weeks of winter. 
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog_Day#Predictions_of_various_groundhogs_since_2008&quot;&gt;View an exhaustive list of 2012 Groundhog Day prognostications&lt;/a&gt;.
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&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/f/m/-/-/groundhog-day-2012-catherine-ledner-.jpg &quot; alt=&quot;groundhog day 2012 canada montreal evelyn reid&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:326px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;Random groundhog with shadow. &lt;i&gt;Catherine Ledner / Getty Images&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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			<title> Montreal February 2012: Museums, Arts, Science</title>
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			<description>&lt;div style=&quot;width:300px;float:center;font-size:0.8em;margin:5px 0 5px 5px;text-align:left;&quot;&gt; &lt;img src=&quot;http://0.tqn.com/d/montreal/1/0/d/m/-/-/montreal-february-2012-the-last-reef-3d-03-.JPG&quot; alt=&quot;montreal february 2012 evelyn reid&quot; style=&quot;width:300px;height:310px;border:none;&quot; /&gt;Above: one of Cancun-based sculptor Jason DeCaires Taylor's hundreds of underwater &quot;living&quot; sculptures positioned on seabeds off the coasts of Cancun, Belize and Grenada, acting as artificial reefs merging with ocean life. As per the eco-artist's bio, &quot;by situating his sculptures in clear, shallow, barren areas, Taylor replicates the conditions necessary to stimulate coral growth,&quot; which should come in handy as all the world's coral reefs are expected to vanish in our lifetime. &lt;i&gt;Photo still from The Last Reef 3D&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;...&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/1hc&amp;#038;zu=http://montreal.about.com/b/2012/01/30/montreal-february-2012-museums-arts-science.htm&quot;&gt;Read Full Post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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